My soul, do not seek eternal life

[Eep! Who's this guy? Oh god oh god - they were just gonna check on Rukia and grab clothes, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING NOW?

N-nevermind the little seemingly Chinese boy just keeping quiet by the bed, oh god.]

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[ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOTHESSSSS?!?!?!?!!?]

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[YES ICHIGO, THEY ARE CLOTHED. STOP SPAZZING BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF WITH A HEART ATTACK.

And Rukia is facepalming now.]

You don't have to yell, idiot! We're all right here!

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[Well, mostly dressed. Renji's lost his shirt somewhere, but aside from that, they're fully clothed. Honestly, Ichigo, there's not enough room in your closet for husbando and waifu sexytiems anyway.

Renji puts a possessive hand on Rukia's shoulder, and scowls at Ichigo.]

Yeah, we're married. You got a problem with that, Kurosaki?

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[Geez, more married people, why couldn't he be married to Ichigo? Ggio wanted a big fat shiny too-!

Oh hey that guy has tattoos. Do shinigami have ranks like Espada? Kind of reminds Ggio of Avirama...

No it's not checking him out, srsly.]

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[OhGod...Anyeurism imminent.

This would be Ichigo blushing a very bright shade of strawberry, and practically snarling at Renji. orz ]

I WOULDN'T IF THIS WASN'T SOME JACKED UP VIRUS, AND YOU'LL NOT CARE ABOUT BEING MARRIED IN A COUPLE DAYS!

[ Because Ichigo's GRR RAEG is firmly rooted in the older brother/nakama mode kicking into high gear. One does not frivolously disrespect women on Kurosaki Ichigo's watch, no sir! ]

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[Except Bunny beats you in glaring, Ichigo. And Renji ttly is not disrespecting his husbando, ~~since obviously it's Rukia who wears the pants in the relationship~~ Rukia likes this since they eloped and everything.]

What are you talking about?

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[While Rukia glares daggers at Ichigo, Renji notices the kid by the bed staring at him. His lip curls.]

What're you lookin' at?

[Without waiting for a response, he switches his gaze back to Ichigo, frowning.]

A virus? What the hell is that?

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N-nothing!

[UH HEY THIS UH. NICE LOOKING WALL YOU HAVE HERE ICHIGO. J-just blushing away, oh man, if only he were invisible or could sonido out the freakin' window...]

Edited Date: 2009-10-11 06:16 am (UTC)

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Don't you fucking talk to him like that!

[ GRRRR FAIS FOR YOU, RENJI, AND THEN BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SPAZZING AT RUKIA ]

A virus. You know, that crazy internet community, spans worlds. You were running around all over those worlds recently, and last I heard, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING!

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[Rukia's giving him a look of suspicion now.It had been like this for a while, why was he complaining about it now?

Him snapping back at Renji doesn't make anything better, it only leads her to think the next thing:]

If you're so against us being married, you should've said so earlier. You encouraged us to do it.

[At him telling her about her worlds rampaging, she sighs.]

Whatever joke this is, idiot, I'm not laughing. I don't know where you got all these ideas from, but it's not funny. There's no "community" that spans worlds.

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[Ichigo lashing out at him immediately raises Renji's hackles. And shouting at Rukia only makes it worse. His voice is flat.]

I'll talk to him however the fuck I want.

[He takes a step toward Ichigo, putting himself instinctively between the substitute Shinigami and Rukia.]

Damn it, Kurosaki, what's your problem? Ya could have said something weeks ago. Why are you being like this now?

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[Ggio doesn't like this, but more than feeling vulnerable in gigai and adding to the tension in the room with his presence, he doesn't like seeing Ichigo angry. And he'd been so angry just recently...

Swallowing past a lump in his throat, Ggio finally steps forward, to Ichigo's side, and places a hand on his arm. And he looks up at Renji unflinchingly, standing up to the redhead just as he was standing up for Rukia.]

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My problem is that this is a goddamn virus, and it's cruel!Getting married is what you should do when you're in love, not because some fucked up memories are messing with your head!

[ Reiatsu a churning firestorm, Ggio's hand doesn't register for a moment, but when Ichigo finally realizes Ggio is touching him, he throws his other hand up with an exasperated "Hmph!" ]

You know what? FINE! Fuck it! Stay in the closet! Since you both think I'm nuts, and have totally missed the point, you can just stay this way! But; I want you to remember this moment later on!

[ A scowl to go with the declaration, and Ichigo turns on his heel to go dig in his dresser drawers, since the closet is, obviously, blocked.

The reason for Ichigo's ire was, in fact, not the idea of his two friends being romantically involved, even married, it was that this was because of a virus, and the idea of fake love pisses him off mightily.]

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[Obviously, there's a standstill. Even if Ichigo let them stay, the tension between them all is immense, and choking. With a sigh, and a bit of force, Rukia tugs Renji by the arm towards the door.]

Renji, we're going back to the estate. It won't do us any good staying here.

[She's trying to avoid more conflict, despite still thinking Ichigo's gone nuts on his end. The quicker they would get out of there, the better.]

Edited Date: 2009-10-11 06:50 pm (UTC)

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[His hands clench into fists when Ichigo turns his back on them, but some of the tension goes out of his shoulders as Rukia wraps her tiny, insistent fingers around his forearm, pulling him away.]

Fine. There's not enough room in that stupid, fucking closet anyway.

[Bending down, he snatches up his stray shirt from where it fell on the floor, then lets Rukia lead him to the door without complaint. Still, he can't resist a parting shot.]

Let us know when you're ready to stop being an asshole.

[Flattening his hand against the small of Rukia's back to let her know he's right behind her, he follows her from the room. He doesn't look back.]

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[ Flipping you off, Renji. How's that for "asshole".
Grrrr, grumble, grumble, rummage. Stupid viruses, and stupid Renji.
Soooo kicking some ass when this virus is over! ]

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