My soul, do not seek eternal life

[ The feed starts with a large view of what appears to be a section of desert. Ichigo steps into frame - his haori, and the slim black katana in his hand indicating he's using his bankai.

The camera jiggles a little as he leans over to adjust it. ]

Okay. So, I've got a little bit of a problem here.

[ He straightens up, sets one hand on a hip, and his sword propped on a shoulder. ]

See, I'm supposed to be training, but we've kind of run into a snag. The guy that usually keeps the - er - "damage" contained isn't feeling so good. And when he's not focusing right, this happens.

[ Turning around, Ichigo takes a fighting stance. The camera starts to shake with small bursts of static as his reiatsu rises.

When the camera seems like it's about to shatter under the strain, he raises a hand, and pulls his mask down, then almost in the same movement steps into a large over-hand slash - ]


Getsuga Tenshou!!!

[ The arc of black, and red power shears the ground, and causes a massive explosion. When the dust starts to clear, one can clearly see that there seems to be a giant hole in the landscape.

Still with his mask in place, Ichigo turns back to the camera, and shrugs. His voice still distorted by the hollow mask covering his features. ]

See? So, I need a less breakable place to train for a day or two. Any takers?